Saturday, September 29, 2007

Friday Picture(s)

These were taken at the top of Trail Ridge Road, about 12,000 feet above sea level. We were told by others that there were Big Horn Sheep in this spot, but it was almost impossible to see them, because it looked like this when using a zoom:

I moved lower on the hill to get the blue sky background that made them more visible. Such majestic creatures. One can imagine them saying, "Pardon me, Charles, but the two-legged ones are back again." "Hmm. Yes. Quite. Thank you for pointing that out, Nigel."


Thursday, September 27, 2007

Pontoon by Garrison Keillor: A Review

I read my signed copy of Pontoon in one evening last week. And as I have when I've read other books by GK I laughed out loud at several points. But this book is less the light folksy jaunt around the characters of Lake Wobegon that his other books are. This one's a bit darker, full of images and phrases and words that a person couldn't recite on, say, public radio.

Evelyn Peterson is found dead in her sleep by her daughter, Barbara, who then comes to discover via letters and phone messages that her mother was living a much richer life than Barbara had thought. The story has various twists and turns, but all of these are offered in thoughtful, artful Keillorian prose so you find yourself not gasping, but saying, "Ohhh..." or "Hmmm," as you round the next bend in the tale.

Regular listeners to A Prairie Home Companion will find pieces of other Lake Wobegon stories stiched into this one, which becomes a bit like seeing your old grade-school shirt patched into a beautiful new quilt: "I remember that shirt! I LOVED that shirt!" The Danish ministers having a barbecue on the pontoon boat, for example, or Ralph the fishing dog, or a naked man strapped into a flying contraption. They're all here. But the back stories are delved more deeply, and the humor is an outgrowth of the story, not its motor, so the novel has the feel of drawing back the curtains on the lives of these people whom we've come to know in a more casual way.

As a humble suggestion, I'd like Keillor's next novel to focus on Pastor Ingquist, who seems more and more like a person I'd like to meet. When a young man sputters to him about a recent sin, ending with, "I shouldn't even be saying this. And taking up your time . . ." Pastor Ingquist says simply, "It's fine. This is what I do. I listen to people--I do it all the time."

I found myself nodding at this point, Pastor Ingquist's word a verbatim of what I myself have said countless times to parishioners and others who just need to get something off their chests. Revealed here is Keillor's familiarity with ecclesiastical life: church folk aren't held up us saints, but neither are they spelled out in cynical sentences. They just are; doing what they do, as characters, not caricatures. This is a deeply appealing part of Keillor's corpus to me. He does not use the church as a mine for simpletons or do-gooders, but sees in the church all the incarnational realness of mortals being fully human in the presence of the fully divine.

Something any preacher can say amen to.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

#38: Priceless

This weekend I celebrated another lap around the sun with my sister
and 111,298 of our closest friends.

Face value of ticket: $55

Giant lemonade in a souvenir cup: $5

Seeing my team beat a top-ten team on a warm no-clouds-in-the-sky autumn afternoon while high-fiving my sister and losing my voice: Oh yeah. You know.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Friday Picture



My friend John says, "How'd you get 'em to pose like that?"

Me: "I just said, 'Now you, move your head just a bit to the left...."

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Only Here

This morning I called the fine people at West Michigan Piano to arrange for the move of a piano from my sister's house to mine. I gave the addresses, the phone numbers, the preferred time, and when I said my name he said, "Ah, yes." I could hear him typing in the info.

He read back the details to me, and then to close our conversation he said, "And congratulations on your appointment to the seminary."

I thanked him, and then hung up the phone. Laughing.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Friday Picture

Rather than subject you to all 487 pictures I took this summer (sorry Meg!), I'll post a select pic each Friday for a while.

This one was taken early one morning in Rocky Mountain National Park. I rose early and took a Calvin student along to search for wildlife. We saw bighorn sheep, a moose, elk, and assorted other flora and fauna.

This is a reminder of how quiet and still the morning was, and how much I enjoy being outside.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Gigs

I once referred to a preaching assignment as a "gig" and someone who overheard me arched his eyebrows. "So, do you, like, load up your amp and your concert T's into the back of a VW van or what?"

Yes. That's exactly what I do.

But, seriously, I have had several people suggest that I post upcoming speaking engagements so that they can 1) pray for me (thanks!) and 2) think about attending in person. Now let me be clear: you should worship in your home church and love on your own pastor. The last thing the church of Jesus Christ needs is someone following my preaching schedule---and, heh, how boring for you to hear the same sermon a few different times! So DO NOT see the list to the right as an opportunity to bail on your home church and come wave at me from the back pew of some other place. Tourist worship is simply an unwise expression of your discipleship.

I hope instead that you see it as a way to hold me up in prayer as I launch into this new life of preaching in various locales and, occasionally, testing my mettle as an academic. You'll see that I may well have overbooked for the fall, and that could be a matter of prayer: "Dear Lord, please help Mary to be less stupid in the future..."

I also post this so that you can see how we seminary profs seek to serve the Church as we serve the churches. Many of us get out and teach adult ed, give workshops, and preach. West Michigan gets much of this benefit, but there are a good handful of my colleagues who travel to serve the denomination. So as you pray for me, pray for my fellow faculty members as well.

Finally, let me give a shameless plug for the CRC 150th Anniversary Conference this weekend. Although registration is officially closed, no one's going to turn you away if you come. You just won't get lunch. So check the website, and see if you can't come Thursday night to hear Rich Mouw, or on Friday to laugh at the Fishladder Improv. And if you want to get up on a Saturday morning to smile at me from the back of the FAC, that'd be cool, too.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

And... We're Back!

Almost-autumn greetings to you all! Thanks for all who mentioned that they missed the blog and would love it to return. Here you go!

Since we last communicated, I wrote a few things, finished work with the fine students at Snow Mountain, took a fabulous road trip, and started my new job!

More on those things later, but I wanted to alert those of you with cable to set your VCR's, DVR's or Tivo's for Comedy Central tonight at 11:30p. Not only are Jon and Stephen back in all their humorous glory (oh, please, please click on that link and watch the clip about Larry Craig), but tonight Stephen is hosting Garrison Keillor! It's my NPR/Comedy Central dream come true! (I KNEW Stephen was a fan of GK's! He actually did a GK joke a few months back that didn't get a lot of laughs and said he lost $50 bucks on it. This simply adds to my argument that if Stephen and I ever met and had lunch, we would become fast friends.) And GK rarely does TV shows (he says he has a face for radio), so he must be a Colbert fan. Yeah, he's got a new book out that he's pushing, too, but STILL.

Alas, I teach at 8a on Wednesdays, so I probably won't stay up to enjoy it, but I will record it to play repeatedly.

Go ahead. Call me a nerd. Wouldn't be the first time.